Diary Entry For Big Bad Wolf
Sunday March 16th 2008, 3:15 pm
Filed under: Calvin, Fiction

 

I WILL KILL THEM WITH A ROCKET

Dear Diary,

Pardon my language but at noon I attacked ‘the pigs’. I got booby trapped from the fire under me. I felt exhausted, hot tempered & angry at losing to the pigs after the medication I had. Five injections, seven stitches and EXTRA MEAT! The pigs will pay - definitely. I do hope they’re not playing another trick but I’m armed!

This means I cannot be fooled!
No one can stop me.
Whoa ho ha ha ha haaaa