Dear Mice,

Thank you for the dead bird I had for lunch today,and by the way do you think I am deaf? I heard every word that you said about me and…when you put the dead bird out you got interrupted so I grabbed the bird and the silly mouse who came up with this stupid plan.the only thing that I thought was completely true in your meeting is that I am a sly cat and there is nothing you can do about it. By the way all the mice that lived in the hole  a long time ago are now in my tummy, and the exactly the same thing is going to happen to all of you one day. I am just warning you that in 1 week and a half I am having 9 babies  that are about 10 cm taller then you so now you better start writing our will.

From

The Cat

P.S that bird could have done with a baked potato on the side.